Pills, Pills, Pills

I was going to rewrite the lyrics to Destiny's Child "Bills, Bills, Bills." Then I realized that I would actually have to think about things...and who likes thinking? (Fun Fact: As I was watching the video, I had an epiphany: Beyonce circa 1990s taught me how to dance. That...and bitch has always had a bangarangin' weave. Check that shit.)

In exciting news: I apparently have made a noticeable change in my physique. (Two DTF-ers commented on it today.) I really hate the "I'm a fatass and am going to blog about my life, while taking photos of me eating chips and ice cream" blog. But, I have been working out with a pretty high frequency and taking a bajesus amount of supplements to give me an added boost. So, dear reader, this yinzer is going to talk about it...and also because....I ain't doin' too much else.

I take 10 pills a day.
I don't find that problematic.
Some people....like the producers of Intervention...may find this strange.
Fuckin' weirdos.

What pills do I take and why so many? The actual answer is that the huge bro from GNC kind of scared me into it. The other part is that....I think they kind of work?

First, I take the GNC Mega Men EXTREME Men's Athlete pack. Because, G-d knows that I'm both EXTREME and a MEGA MAN. Sadly, with my Fulbright and masters degree, I still didn't know when I was supposed to take the pills...and actually had to google how to take them and in what order. (There's actual a very "crucial" time sequence.)

Thus, I take 4 before I work out. I take 1 after.
Sometimes, if I'm feelin' frisky, I take the red one.


Each morning, I take:
Vitamin D gummi bears
Vitamin C supplements
Vitamin B6 (energy boost)
Cayenne Fruit (metabolism boost)

I combined these supplements with a pretty intense workout session of running (training for denver half), hot yoga, and weight lifting. My diet is high-proetin, high produce, low carbs...but I still eat them. (Free spaghetti dinner post Irish Snug? Hell yeah.)

Because the GNC bro wanted to earn a commission, homeboy also got me to buy this special protein powder that has special protein formula or something. I don't know what it is or what it does, but I bought two bags of it...and eat it everyday? I fail at being an actual healthy person.

In other news: still no drinking.
In more exciting news: I have a two-pack.

And finally, I really miss drinking. And dairy. I think this Halloween I am going to trick-or-treat for vodka and queso. Is that so bad? I think not. So long as I show my abs.

Also, potential costume:

THUNDERCATSSSSS

Do you see that slight showing of my two-pack? That coupled with my glorious costume making skills, should be...pretty fucking awesome.