Is it bad that I took a job and then will be quitting in just a few months? I think that at any other organization, it would be horrible. However, our employee turnover rate is 45%. That is mother effing crazy. I didn't notice it whenever I first started working, but since then I have noticed that most people pop off. Some get caught masturbating at work....and some just do a bad job. (I guess those two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.)
Anyway, mi amiga peruviana, found a new job and decided to move on to the next. She only worked at our organization for 5 months, which is one month less than the average (Not joking, we cycle through bitches at my university.) Because of our turnover rate, we don't really make it a big deal when someone moves on. Which is kind of sad. Maybe, it's because I am a millenial or because my previous employer was kind whenever I left, I wanted to take make sure that she felt that she had a nice send-off.
|The underwear says "priceless," like her time with us. Bomb.com, right?|