Dude, blondes don't have more fun.
Instead, strangers at bars look at you and say things like, "you'd be beautiful with dark hair" and "you look fugly as shit." (And potentially unrelated, "you're fucking fat." I have not had much fun at bars this month...) Thanks strangers in Denver, I wanted to get told my hair coloring choice was god awful and that I should hate myself. Here I was, drinking peacefully with my friends.
So, I kept my hair for over a month to test it out. The toner faded...so, it gave me this awkward Lady Gaga Telephone hair....which would be awesome, if I were Lady Gaga. Mind you, I dress like the woman (see below), but she is a bit more intense/famous/thin than me.
So, I decided to get rid of the blonde...and the hair...and get a buzzcut. Because, I like to make giant changes each month and tattoos are expensive.
This is my new haircut. I look like a real live bro! Dreams come true.
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